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Asking Too Many Questions

Found this little nugget of gold at the end of Junior programmers: Earn Respect in 5 Easy Payments (+$19.95 P&H):

It is perfectly acceptable to ask questions of people on your team, even if you are ’senior’ or leading the team. The one trait that is hated from a junior team-member is asking too many questions. This trait is not all that common but when it is encountered it is probably the most annoying problem to have in the office. Only ask a question when you have spent a reasonable amount of time (say at least 15 minutes) trying to find the answer yourself - go through the sourc-code, search the documentation, Google it. Only when you are completely stuck should you get some help.

So many times I have been asked something like “what does this message mean” and I have found the answer on the very first hit of Googling that particular error message. This is embarrassing for the question-asker and annoying for me because I was distracted for an easily found answer.

How true it is. This is a horrible problem at our office. Because we have “lax standards” (yes, I’m being very nice here), there are a number of people around on a daily basis that either don’t have the mental capacity to actually figure out a problem as it pertains to their job description, or who are simply too lazy to figure it out on their own.

As a result, those few who actually do posses that kind of common-sense reasoning ability get “dumped on”. Sure, maybe I could figure this out on my own, but why bother? Chris is right across the room! He’ll be able to tell me what I screwed up, even if it doesn’t actually have anything to do with his job!

He didn’t write that reports program and he’s used it twice in his entire career, but I can ask him anyway!

Now to be fair, I’m not sure if this reflects more poorly on their manager for not firing incompetent employees, or on mine for not telling people in no uncertain terms to take a hike… Either way, I’m the one that ends up suffering because “management” isn’t doing their jobs appropriately in one form or another.

Beware all ye who enter unto the Systems department today…

Life Hacker’s assinine Vista poll…

I checked out the headline Reader Poll: Will Windows Vista send you when I saw it on my Google homepage, mainly because I wanted to see what the rest of the sentence was.

Clicking on it popped up the full-text of Reader Poll: Will Windows Vista send you running to a new OS? and the no-javascript message got me interested, so I decided to load up the article and check out the poll.

Am I the only one that realizes that this poll is totally, obviously, and painfully anti-Vista and anti-Microsoft in general? I mean, every single option may as well have “if I absolutely have to…” tacked on to the end. There’s not a single positive remark made about Vista on the entire poll, despite its increased security measures and the amazing Aero glass effects.

What kind of statistical results can you honestly expect from a poll that could easily be summed up with a single “No way will I upgrade to Vista” option? We may as well have called the post “Why won’t you upgrade to Vista in the new year?”

Thank you for objective and fact-filled reporting, Life Hacker… *unsubscribed*

Duke Energy: The Media Temple of the Power Grid

Looks like Media Temple isn’t the only company that can’t keep their “grid” up…

As I write this from my neighbor’s unsecure wireless network, it is 74 degrees outside. Sun shining, pleasant breeze blowing… Conditions don’t get much more ideal than this (particularly for December 1st).

Earlier, the wind was blowing particularly hard, and the power flashed. This time it flashed… and didn’t come back on. If I ever meet the person in charge of the local Duke Energy (Duke Power division) resources, I vow to castrate him with my fucking teeth… I can’t wait for another ice storm like last year. If they can’t keep the power on under these conditions, how will they ever during inclement weather?

As Fark would say… Duke Sucks…

20 Minute Mark
Reported outage at 3:52 via 1-800-POWER-ON. Stealing neighbor’s wireless. Sitting in dark corner, watching laptop’s battery slowly drain…

The “Grid” is Falling….The “Grid” is Falling

I happened to find this Digg story in the upcoming entries. The “Grid” is Falling….The “Grid” is Falling is about the crappy level of service provided by the new Media Temple “Grid” service.

Since I’ve been thoroughly displeased with the service I’ve had at (mt) over the past several months, I encourage you all to digg that story… for me, please! Not only is their hosting service absolutely atrocious, but their customer service isn’t much better.

For example: Last night all my sites were down. Instant reject for all connections. I open a “Service down or not responding” ticket (which is buried under what’s effectively a “Miscellaneous” category in their web system). At 9:30 this morning they finally respond with a message to the effect of “Yeah, it was a planned downtime.” How exactly was it planned? You didn’t inform any of your customers. The only way I found out about it was by reading the “Internal Incident” report I was linked to by a support rep…

As I said, horrible service. Don’t even think about getting a “grid” server from (mt), you’ll regret it. Please digg the story above, and let me know about any hosting recommendations…

K2 Can Burn in Hell…

That’s it. I’ve finally told K2 where it can go… I just can’t take the quirks and bugs anymore, no matter how many incredibly cool features it offers (like those amazing K2 Modules… If only Automattic Widgets were that insanely cool!). I swear, if my modules disappeared one more time at random, I might have totally lost it and gone out hunting down random K2 developers…

If the K2 devs are out there somewhere, please, work on the quality and reliability of your code, will ya? I’d love to come back, but your recent releases have gone so far down hill I don’t even want to talk about it…