A golf cart is one of two vehicles you should be allowed to drive drunk. The thing goes three feet a minute. If you hit somebody with one, they pretty much deserved it for having the reflexes of a tuna sandwich.
It was a quote from somewhere. No idea its origin… Apparently via Waking Ideas
So whats the other vehicle?
Check the link… It has something to do with Ewoks and margaritas.
As funny as this golf cart quote is, I remember reading somewhere that a person actually received a ticket for driving a golf cart while under the influence of alcohol!