So there’s this woman I work with who has an insanely hot daughter that I’ve been trying to hook up with for quite a while. It started out trying to get a date with her daughter, then moved into a somewhat joking mood when it became clear that it wasn’t going to happen.
From joking, it moved into what could best be described as shock-and-awe mode when her daughter started dating a guy a little odler than I a month or two ago.
From comments about what a loser the guy wa (without ever even meeting him, of course) to pointing out just how lcose his hand was to her ass int hat picture, I kept insisiting to the mother what a bad influence this guy was and how we needed to work together to get rid of him.
Then came today.
There’s this party our HR manager at work is throwing Saturday night. I’m going, so I asked the woman I work with if she was going to bring her daughter with her. She said she wasn’t going to be able to attend, but she’d asked her daughter if she wanted to go, but she hadn’t. We exchanged a few emails joking around about it, with me making comments about not wanting her daughter in my fantasies anyway. I mean, who needs hot, drunken girl-on-girl action anyway? Let’s be realistic here…
Anyway, in the last two emails we exchanged, her mom told me that her boyfriend wanted to meet me…
Umm… Yikes. I mean, I know I’ve said some really crazy things about him and his amazingly hot girlfriend, and I know that her mom’s told her these things. But honestly, I didn’t mean anything by it. Why in the world would he want to meet little old me?
Yeah, that’s what I was afraid of… Should I go ahead and bandage up my nose and pretend someone madder than him got to me first? In my last email, I told her I had no idea why he’d want to meet me, then asked her if I’d mentioned that I had joined the Peace Corps and they were shipping me out to Uganda and that we’d have to wait 6 to 8 years until I got back… Think they’ll buy it?
I didn’t think so… Showing up at work on Monday is probably going to be a dead giveaway that I didn’t join the Peace Corps, right?
So, anyone have advice? Ever had to confront the existing boyfriend of a hot chick you wanted to get with? I’ve been the guy the girlfriend cheated on the boyfriend with before, but I’ve never been the guy that’s had to confront the boyfriend before… Ahh, my education continues as I turn 21…
On an only slightly related note, I wrote this post after having taken about 5 shots of Crown Royal… It was nasty, but it did the trick. Can you tell? Gee, if only I could remember where that polls widget for Wordpress was…
I’m running off to join the Peace Corps…
So there’s this woman I work with who has an insanely hot daughter that I’ve been trying to hook up with for quite a while. It started out trying to get a date with her daughter, then moved into a somewhat joking mood when it became clear that it wasn’t going to happen.
From joking, it moved into what could best be described as shock-and-awe mode when her daughter started dating a guy a little odler than I a month or two ago.
From comments about what a loser the guy wa (without ever even meeting him, of course) to pointing out just how lcose his hand was to her ass int hat picture, I kept insisiting to the mother what a bad influence this guy was and how we needed to work together to get rid of him.
Then came today.
There’s this party our HR manager at work is throwing Saturday night. I’m going, so I asked the woman I work with if she was going to bring her daughter with her. She said she wasn’t going to be able to attend, but she’d asked her daughter if she wanted to go, but she hadn’t. We exchanged a few emails joking around about it, with me making comments about not wanting her daughter in my fantasies anyway. I mean, who needs hot, drunken girl-on-girl action anyway? Let’s be realistic here…
Anyway, in the last two emails we exchanged, her mom told me that her boyfriend wanted to meet me…
Umm… Yikes. I mean, I know I’ve said some really crazy things about him and his amazingly hot girlfriend, and I know that her mom’s told her these things. But honestly, I didn’t mean anything by it. Why in the world would he want to meet little old me?
Yeah, that’s what I was afraid of… Should I go ahead and bandage up my nose and pretend someone madder than him got to me first? In my last email, I told her I had no idea why he’d want to meet me, then asked her if I’d mentioned that I had joined the Peace Corps and they were shipping me out to Uganda and that we’d have to wait 6 to 8 years until I got back… Think they’ll buy it?
I didn’t think so… Showing up at work on Monday is probably going to be a dead giveaway that I didn’t join the Peace Corps, right?
So, anyone have advice? Ever had to confront the existing boyfriend of a hot chick you wanted to get with? I’ve been the guy the girlfriend cheated on the boyfriend with before, but I’ve never been the guy that’s had to confront the boyfriend before… Ahh, my education continues as I turn 21…
On an only slightly related note, I wrote this post after having taken about 5 shots of Crown Royal… It was nasty, but it did the trick. Can you tell? Gee, if only I could remember where that polls widget for Wordpress was…