Today’s Random IM Conversation from Someone You’ve Never Heard of Before about Nothing Relating to You brought to you by the letter M and the word “Crazy”…
him: Whats up Alabama?
me: alabama?
him: aren’t you from Alabama?
me: uhh
me: not quite
him: ummm…you’re not the one that got censored?
me: censored for what?
him: MIS? Independent contractor?
him: any of this making sense?
me: not to my knowledge, no. and i should think i’d be familiar with such a thing, had it in fact happened to me…
him: I must have the wrong person…I apologize
me: after consulting the available evidence, i do believe you are correct. no apology necessary, however. these things do happen. i’ve got one of those “familiar faces”, right?
him: lol…consulting the evidence? are you a lawyer?
me: no, it just makes me feel important when i use big words and complex phrases.
him: if not from Alabama, where are you from?
me: south carolina
him: thats not THAT far off
me: as i said “not quite”
him: you made it sound like you were from Maine or something
me: no, but i wish. i hear they have lobsters… and snow… and lobsters.
him: not sure…never been…I was in South Carolina for 13 weeks once…interesting memories
me: yes, the hicks are rather enjoyable to watch while drunk on a saturday night, are they not?
him: not sure…I was at boot camp
me: it’s like an episode of 90210… who’s sleeping with who’s… sister
me: boot camp as in military boot camp, or some weenie IT “boot camp”?
him: as in Parris Island
me: ah
me: well we do have much more to offer than burly sweaty guys running drills
me: but still no lobster…
him: all I remember is heat and sand
him: and my Drill Instructor who would eat his cigars
me: hey, everybody needs a hobby…
him: amen sister
him: or brother
me: yes, that would be brother
him: ok then…brother it is
me: well, this has certainly been an interesting start to my evening, but i’m afraid i must go off in search of food
him: good luck
me: you’ll have to randomly IM me again sometime and tell me about this person i’m apparently not…
Can anyone tell me what exactly we talked about there…? I feel like George Dubya being left out of a conversation…
http://chatfu.com
and tell me if you don’t look like that… not the robot, the other guy.
I feel like i should randomly IM someone… i feel motivated to meet new people!
Hey Chris, your rss feed seems to be on the blink - comments aren’t showing up in it. Or it could be me - not sure, anyone else having problems?
Hmm, the comments feeds seem to be working fine for me…
http://incoherentbabble.com/comments/feed/ for all comments.
http://incoherentbabble.com/2006/01/31/todays-random-im-conversation/feed/ for this post only.
I don’t regularly pay any attention to these, but I just checked them and they look alright. Let me know if you notice any other oddities.