You ever have one of those itches that you just can’t scratch? I just had one on the exact same place on both feet… You name it, it didn’t scratch well enough: fingers, scissors, fork, kitchen knife…nothing!
I finally got myself satisfied by standing on the cement porch and wiggling around, but god was that a rough couple of minutes!
And this will increase your page rank?
Hey, who knows? Maybe Google’s got that itch going on too…
Besides, it itched… and the more it itched, the more I thought about it itching… and the more I thought about it itching, the more I wondered if I was the only one that ever had those types of itches…
And the more I wond… oh, forget it. Hell, it’s certainly no worse than my butt sweat post…
Re: Butt Sweat - have you seen Mall Rats? Classic scene in there with butt sweat and chocolate!
Heh, no I haven’t. It’s on my required-viewing-to-remain-friends-with-Matt list, but there are so many movies in my queue right now that I haven’t gotten to it. Still haven’t watched Clerks either… Bah, not enough hours in the bloody day!