Alright, I’m here today to discuss a very important topic, one which has plagued us all from time to time. If possible, I’m also going to totally ruin any reputation I had as a stand-up member of the blogging community. Unfortunately, I don’t think I can also get myself fired at the same time… I suppose that’ll have to wait for another day.
Alright, as you’ve no doubt already guessed from the title of this entry, my very important topic today is none other than butt sweat… No, I didn’t say butt sex, I said sweat! Honestly now, what kind of pervert are you?!
Regardless of what kind of pervert you are, on with the point… Which is… Oh shit, I think I forgot to come up with one before I started writing this. I guess one would have to assume I meant to imply how much I hate it when my butt starts to sweat. When your body gets to this point of utterly and desperately attempting to cool itself, you know it’s far too hot in the office building, and it’s time to turn the air up, even if the dumbass new DBA you just hired is freezing to death in the 80 degree heat. She’s not being a productive member of society, so she doesn’t count when the vote is taken…
But seriously, don’t you just hate it when your butt starts to sweat? God I know I do…
And no, I’m not drunk or stoned or tripping on frog sweat… I’m 100% sober… Unfortunately…
Chris - shoot me your email sometimes when you get a chance - WilliamRyan at gmail dot com .No, I don’t want to discuss butt sweat, although I am quite jealous b/c that’s just the sort of topic I like blogging about. I have a few different IM addresses and now one for http://www.google.com/talk - you know, a public one and then one that I use exclusively for people I know I want to talk to. Anyway, got a few beta programs like MSN Mobile and some other stuff you might be interested in - and besides, you’re always fun to chat with so drop me a line